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You don't know Jack Schitt!

The story of Jack Schitt


Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shitt,


 the owner of the KneedeepSchitt Inn.  Jack Schitt married Noe Shitt and they produced six children.


 Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.  Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip


 Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married 


Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named chicken 


Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happen brothers.  The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg 


Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.


  Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby 


Schitt.


    Now you can proudly proclaim,


    "I know the true story of Jack Shitt!"    Schitt 30 times!