Monday, May 14, 2012
ICE SCULPTURES
http://binged.it/LM06mQ Ice sculpture photos, wow!
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
You don't know Jack Schitt!
The story of Jack Schitt
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shitt,
the owner of the KneedeepSchitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Shitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named chicken
Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happen brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg
Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby
Schitt.
Now you can proudly proclaim,
"I know the true story of Jack Shitt!" Schitt 30 times!
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shitt,
the owner of the KneedeepSchitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Shitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named chicken
Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happen brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg
Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby
Schitt.
Now you can proudly proclaim,
"I know the true story of Jack Shitt!" Schitt 30 times!
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Check your fuses.
Last week I took a job, driving an older peterbuilt. This truck had seen better days, its oil was
seriously low, so I added three qt's. The turn signal lights did not work, due to a blown 20 amp fuse,
looked around in the cab and found a 30 amp. The regulator was missing, but the new one was sitting on
the floorboard, so I push the three pronger in. It worked, the lights turned left and right, emergency lights
worked, ausome! The cab was dirty, I cleaned out the trash, and was on the road after inspecting the
rig.
seriously low, so I added three qt's. The turn signal lights did not work, due to a blown 20 amp fuse,
looked around in the cab and found a 30 amp. The regulator was missing, but the new one was sitting on
the floorboard, so I push the three pronger in. It worked, the lights turned left and right, emergency lights
worked, ausome! The cab was dirty, I cleaned out the trash, and was on the road after inspecting the
rig.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Rotten CRST trucking CRAPING on recruits.
http://bit.ly/HpU3T3 Rotten CRST trucking experience 22cents per mile March 2011?
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